The $AAPL of the trenches

Banana Incorporated.

Think Differently. Trade Bananaly.

Glass banana — the $AAPL of the trenches

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The Pitch

AAPL just hit all-time high. We just hit all-time peel.

While Cupertino was busy soldering titanium onto a phone, we were busy becoming the smoothest, yellowest, most aerodynamically curved store of value in the trenches. $BANANA isn't a fruit. It's a financial instrument that happens to be delicious.

The specs.

Innovation you'd expect. Slipperiness you wouldn't.

Chip

B1 Pro Max

Forged from 100% organic potassium.

Display

Liquid Peel XDR

ProMotion 120Hz. Bruise-resistant.

Battery

All Day. All Night.

Material

Aerospace Glass

Same as their phone. We just curved it.

Testimonials

What the streets are saying.

Real* quotes from real* people. (*not really.)

"I sold my AAPL for $BANANA. My financial advisor is also my barber now."

— Anonymous, formerly diversified

"It's like the iPhone, but you can eat it. And it goes up."

— Some guy on Telegram

"Tim Cook saw the chart and uninstalled Numbers."

— Probably true

"Potassium is the new lithium."

— Unverified Wall Street analyst

"I don't trust banks. I trust fruit."

— $BANANA holder, 34

"Bought a banana. Got a yacht. Coincidence?"

— Yes, but also no

The roadmap.

Ripen

Launch on every DEX worth peeling.

Yellow Pill

Banana stand IRL. Free fruit, paid taxes.

Slip

Overtake AAPL market cap. Tim Cook reacts.

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Peel

Consume the entire produce aisle of finance.